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• 3 million pounds of Bacon would be worth 3 million dollars if Bacon was worth a dollar a pound.
• Bacon is formerly known as the artist Prince.
• 70% of people that eat Bacon also have sex!
• Bacon was first eaten by Romans, but instead of meat from pigs, it was sliced-up chunks of Christians that had been thrown to the lions.
• In 1992, Newfoundland scientists discovered that Bacon was made from pigs.
• Bacon has been known to give people psychic powers. Usually the only future they can see is their own demise, from consuming mass amounts of Bacon.
• It is scientifically proven* that consuming mass amounts of Bacon lowers your risk of death. (* Not scientifically proven)
• Bacon is the end result of hundreds of years of Pagan sacrifices.... God love those Pagans!
• If played backwards, Bacon will reveal a message from Lucifer himself.
• If you eat Bacon, you will no longer be hungry, or you might turn into a werewolf.
• 99% of pigs believe Bacon is made from cows.
• 1% of pigs believe Bacon is made from werewolves.
• When mixed with TNT, Bacon makes a powerful explosive.
• When mixed with eggs, Bacon makes a powerful breakfast.