Get a FREE T-Shirt!*
Step 1
Collect 10 UPC symbols (bar codes) from POSSUM POCKETS®, LEAN POSSUM POCKETS® or ARMADILLO POCKETS® brand packages (any variety).
Step 2
Print out and complete the offer form.
Step 3
Mail the UPC symbols and offer form to:
LEAN POSSUM POCKETS® brand
Fuzzy Furry Cute & Blurry© T-shirt Offer,
P.O. Box 7030
Walla Walla, WA
99362
* With purchase of possum
Offer ends 7/30/09 or while supplies last. Copies of UPC symbols will not be accepted and will not be returned. Please allow 6-89 weeks for illegal possum labor to manufacture aforementioned t-shirt and shipping, which we all know takes a very long time. Not responsible for lost, late, stolen, rare, juicy, adopted, disillusioned, misdirected or illegible requests. Void where prohibited or restricted by law or in North Dakota. Stupid North Dakota. Approximate retail value of T-shirt is $53,872. Limit three and a half T-shirts per order form and one order form per envelope and one envelope per llama and one llama per Chilean farmer and one (you heard right) ONE Chilean farmer per every Chilean sea bass. Order as often as you like but don't be surprised if we start ignoring you. No group or organization requests will be honored. Requests that in Possum-R-Us's sole discretion do not comply with terms and conditions of offer, including fraudulent requests, are invalid. Requests for fulfillment to PO Boxes or crazy "look at me I'm crazy!!" dances will not be accepted. Do not staple, glue or tape the UPCs to this form. Suck it, Trebek. Offer good only in U.S. © Possums-R-Us
Step 1
Collect 10 UPC symbols (bar codes) from POSSUM POCKETS®, LEAN POSSUM POCKETS® or ARMADILLO POCKETS® brand packages (any variety).
Step 2
Print out and complete the offer form.
Step 3
Mail the UPC symbols and offer form to:
LEAN POSSUM POCKETS® brand
Fuzzy Furry Cute & Blurry© T-shirt Offer,
P.O. Box 7030
Walla Walla, WA
99362
* With purchase of possum
Offer ends 7/30/09 or while supplies last. Copies of UPC symbols will not be accepted and will not be returned. Please allow 6-89 weeks for illegal possum labor to manufacture aforementioned t-shirt and shipping, which we all know takes a very long time. Not responsible for lost, late, stolen, rare, juicy, adopted, disillusioned, misdirected or illegible requests. Void where prohibited or restricted by law or in North Dakota. Stupid North Dakota. Approximate retail value of T-shirt is $53,872. Limit three and a half T-shirts per order form and one order form per envelope and one envelope per llama and one llama per Chilean farmer and one (you heard right) ONE Chilean farmer per every Chilean sea bass. Order as often as you like but don't be surprised if we start ignoring you. No group or organization requests will be honored. Requests that in Possum-R-Us's sole discretion do not comply with terms and conditions of offer, including fraudulent requests, are invalid. Requests for fulfillment to PO Boxes or crazy "look at me I'm crazy!!" dances will not be accepted. Do not staple, glue or tape the UPCs to this form. Suck it, Trebek. Offer good only in U.S. © Possums-R-Us
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